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    Posted on May 26th, 2009 MudBug 7,954 comments

    Dalek Skeletons

    Soon after I snapped this photo of Dalek Skeletons in Seattle, i was waiting in line inside the Mens room in Uwajamaya. We were all passively ignoring one another as we waited our turn. A stall opened up and a fellow dashed in. There were the usual fabric rustling noises, and the click clanking of a belt buckle dancing freely. And then a clattering skittering noise that was almost the sound of a cell phone dashing for freedom. Those of us in line are about to smirk, and indicate w/ our silent eyes that we hate when that happens. But then we notice the clink clatter was a little more metallic than usual. And then a hand dashes out under the stall wall and retrieves the handgun that was lying on the floor.

    And so this proves that an armed citizenry is a safe citizenry. Had he dropped his wallet, we slobbering criminals would have descended upon it like a wounded rabbit, tearing it’s green innnards from it’s dried leathery hide. Had he dropped his pipe, we would have thrust our trembling addict lips around it and smoked it clean on the bathroom floor. But a handgun?! Leave it lay.

     

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    • CourvoisierOfSorrow

      What pocket do you keep a gun in that causes it to fall out when preparing to drop a deuce?

    • I remember Rob Corddry doing a bit on The Daily Show about footwear in mensrooms and the signals you were sending with them (crocs = up for pretty much anything) I’m not sure what the gun thing means.


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