As if we didn’t know…

I’ve long believed that unseen entities linger on the planet Earth to consume the mental output of human minds.  Obviously, the minds that generate the tastiest output are those stimulated by space rock (don’t doubt me).  This is why events like Roadburn happen – it’s a candle flame beckoning to the tastiest moths from around the world.  The next time the space rock hits your brain, remember – it feels that good because there are numerous unseen tongues lapping the  thoughts off your skull.

Anyway, our own human eggheads have finally figured this out as well (from BBC News website):

Unfortunately the unseen forces that harvest human minds are concerned we’ll spend more time worrying about their presence than listing to space rock, so they’ve changed the target url to a story about meteorites and the dawn of the universe.  Yeah, like that will distract us…

Consume more space rock, my pretties.